“If all else fails, chug the beer, eat the guy who was drinking it, and collapse in a heap on the shore.” I can’t remember who said that, but she was a genius.
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Miss Anthropea
Aesop was an amateur
What’s wrong with this picture?
Ok. We have autumn leaves. Check. We have snow. Check. WAIT! What the hell?!?!?!? Oh no, absolutely not. Stop it right this minute.
Now look here, Mother Nature (if indeed, that is your real name). You didn’t see fit to give us a summer. You rained and froze us out clear through the middle of August, when you briefly flash fried us before jumping right into autumn. Ok, so we figure we’re due a really beautiful, loooong autumn.
And autumn is not the time for snow. I looked it up on Dictionary.com. Nowhere does it mention even the possibility of snow. You can check it out yourself.
So knock it off! You wouldn’t want me to have to mention that little weekend of indiscretion to Father Time, would you? I’m just sayin’…..
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Miss Anthropea
Yeah, I know...
Yep. Another goddammed blog. Just what the world needs right about now. Climate change, swine flu, war, racism, poverty, hunger, unemployment. So what do I do about it? Start another goddammed blog. I'm a saint. You're welcome.
It might have something to do with the bottle of Blueberry Stoli I just polished off. Or not. Or maybe it's just a reaction to the DUMBEST scary movie in the entire world that was just on TV. No, the dumbest scary movie in the universe! Don't ever let anyone talk you into watching Highway to Hell. The main characters are 12 year olds. In 1982. Or maybe they're 13. I don't know. I could have been watching CSI: Miami. But NOOOO...
And now we're watching M*A*S*H....isn't that fucking war over yet?
Yaaah.....We're off to a great start, don'cha think?
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Miss Anthropea
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